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August 26th, 2003


01:00 pm - woo hoo!
Today is the third month i will have my LJ! ok that is lame but I had two days I needed updating so lets get down to work lay-deez. Over the past two days, me and my uncle mike we're fixing up his new place. during that time i bought some stuff for college, you know; alarm clock, portfolio, supplies etc so it was hectic knowing I couldnt update. We got to Uncle Mikes new flat at 11am and we spent the day painting his bedroom and wallpapering the front room, I never knew wallpapering would be so boring, so I rolled up some excess carpet and had a nap in the hall. Uncle Mike's flat is on the bottom floor of three floors so we did get the usual water pipes creaking, we swore they were rats! I wanted to break open some walls and demolish the shit inside but oh well. The second day was delayed because Ross came over and we went down to the arcade which is like 40 minutes away, because we walk really slow and we have to climb up a real steep hill to short-cut our way, with £10 in my pocket we decided to just play on the dance machine, I'm getting quite good, well, its been over a year since I played one heh heh. I got home and Mike was in the car collecting some stuff for my Mam's new computer, so the one I'm typing this on is all mine now muahaha! I can leave AIM messages on. The only downside is that they are networked and both have to be on to work and use internet. My mam believes that I'm jealous of her computer, pfft, she accused me, what the hell is that about!? just to rub it in she bought this printer/scanner thing which she couldnt work so I done it for her, I keep getting laid upon if I do something wrong, my Mother, has a new computer yet cant change a simple thing like a title

"Robert"
"Yes Mam?"
"Help me with this"
"Ok"
*wanders over and helps"
"NO DONT TELL ME! >:O!"


I cant do anything right. Today was cool, I went down to my college to hand in my Final Grades to the front desk and come September 8th I'll be in college, studying my favourite subject art. Klima Island is cool, Tim Obmann is in, he's not on the best of terms with one person but its cool, we had to name our tribe so I looked up some Greek wildlife, and we... I say we, more I, I found an eagle called the 'Gypaetus' its pretty bitchin' so we're using that and our tribe colour is orange so yay! Also, Mike played some Thin Lizzy and they rock! woo woo yay. sparklingspork asked if I ever heard of the band "The Used" I was as confused as ryanclark at an AI concert so I just went no and I recommended some bands, Metallica I'm really into because they fucking rock.
I'm kicking up my Web Radio Show again soon, without Ross' help so if you wanna help gimmie a shoutout via the e-mailios or on AIM whichever is cooler.
Anyway I'm done, I'm gonna go watch BB4 and have some food, we have pasta with lil BBQ sausages but I dont like them so I'll have a sandwhich, maybe even a twix... mmmm twix.

Toodles for now.
(oh, if your wondering, chaz got evicted from my game)
Current Mood: okayokay
Current Music: Tenacious D | Kyle Quit The Band

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August 23rd, 2003


10:26 pm - Oranges?
A few days ago, Mike let me borrow his Metallica Album - St. Anger, its got a CD, lyrics book and a DVD with them in the recording studio, very cool.



my webcam was acting all dodgy recently so i took this picture to see if it worked, I wished I hadnt taken it now.


I'm eating my PEN

Yeah so I found a good image hoster now, took me long enough to find it, I'll be sticking with it for a while now, but I found my old hat, so i'm wearing it from now on.

Mike and me are going to decorate Mike's new house in Eston tomorrow so I'll be gone from 10am till about 6pm so I wont get anything done, I fancied going to my grandparents house and telling them about my GCSE grades but it can wait, Sunday is a day of rest but I guess theres no rest of the wicked (or extremely odd) anywho...

heres an extra image for you guys


BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

mmk goodnight kids, I gotta set my alarm early so I dont have to rush in the morning, also Klima Island starts tomorrow so its pretty hectic. cjmiah rocks :)
Current Mood: hungryhungry
Current Music: Metallica | Sweet Amber

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12:25 am - <3
fangfluffy - i apologise but this havoc will reign for some time, with double decker orienated videos/pictures :)

muchos love.

santabod

-xx-

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August 22nd, 2003


10:19 pm - Sitcoms.
I'msosorryguys...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Visiting santabod (TNN, 3:00): santabod (Christian Bale) oversleeps and misses lunch with knock_on_wood (Jada Pinkett). Also, homestar_runner (Rowan Atkinson) hits a comb with nicklon (Dick Van Dyke)'s apple. In the next town over, ronwrobel (Billy Crystal) cheats on a test, and rawbnoxious (Diane Lane) finds out. At the same time, mikemac9538 (Jim Carrey) and theandyman (Farrah Fawcett) try out for a volleyball team. Afterwards, maybealexislost (Rosanna Arquette) auditions for a movie starring opposite aarondoucet (Anjelica Huston). Zany antics ensue.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Current Mood: workingworking
Current Music: Metallica | Shoot Me Again

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10:13 pm - hmm...
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What rating is your journal?

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Current Music: Metallica | Purify

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01:08 pm - A Open Letter To CBS.
Dear Producers/Executives of the CBS Television Netowkr

Please take the time to stop playing with your power ranger figurines and take a gander into the life of a viewer of your show.

BB4 has been the best season to date stateside, yet your newest twist is absolute shit, sorry but anyone could PB&J -- there are so many good twists out there, lets review the current houseguests.

Erika - Remember Skeletor from He-Man? Its a female version, stick her on the diet and she'll be evicted as pure BONE

Alison - She's a bitch, give her no food.

Jack - The guy is getting on and is physically fit, but needs the energy.

Jee - He's got food, I'm happy, GO JEEEEEEEEE!

Jun - Now I understand the twist... trying to make the cameras focus on other guests?

Robert - He's the victim in this... poor bugger

In the Big Brother's all over the world there is one major twist, the big housemate swap. The Italian and Mexican switched over, as did the UK and Africa - America have been lazy with their twists, although the challenges are fantastic to watch, and I do mean fantastic because I cant find another house with a walking strawberry.

I love the whole nomination talk because we dont get it here, UK is based on popularity so this is totally new to us.
If you want some decent twists, go over to some of the other continental houses and check out them


Yours Lovingly

-Robert Winchurch
Current Mood: weirdweird
Current Music: Alice Cooper | Poison

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August 21st, 2003


05:07 pm - Place your bets
Lets Have a gamble, who thinks CBS will push back the twist with even MORE football?

A) Yes
B) No

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04:25 pm - School Days
gawd 5 FUCKING PASSES! YES! expecting pay packets of money soon.

Me and my friend Laura went to talking today about school and how much we missed it.

this was on MSN so I couldnt be bothered to alter names
"Laura - Laura"
"I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark - Robert"

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
aloha

Laura says:
hi!

Laura says:
this may sound crazy but i miss u and vickys crazy antics in art

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
heh heh

Laura says:
i neva saw u today

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i was there at 10

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
picking up my grades.

Laura says:
aw i went a lil l8r. how did ya do?

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
3 B Grades

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
3 C Grades

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
2 E's

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
3 F's

Laura says:
wot about art?

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
im goin to collllllllege

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
Merit are practically 2 B Grades

Laura says:
u get 3 grades in art

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
its 3?

Laura says:
yup

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
OH SHIT

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
4 Grade B's

Laura says:
lol what?

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
Wooooooooo!

Laura says:
wow go u!

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i totally whooped english

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i kicked their ass

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i got a merit for my art i couldnt believe it

Laura says:
wooh! i kicked sciences ass, i got a c, but my teacher put me in for foundation cos he though i was getting a D mwhahah! i showed him

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
muahahah!

Laura says:
jen got 3 A* in art

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
67/100
73/100
80/100

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
jen only gets A* in art b/c its the only time she copies stuff she understands.

Laura says:
lol, its true

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
and she gets off with linda

Laura says:
lmao

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
like all smoochy

Laura says:
omg! i miss art

Laura says:
i miss the lessons! its the only thing i feel im missing

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i miss my lil leigon of friends

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i miss shell

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i miss bi-eyebrow

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i miss laura

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i miss louise

Laura says:
me tooooooo

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i miss my best friend

Laura says:
i miss every1 except other robert

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i saw bobby the other day

Laura says:
chapman -euck

Laura says:
did he stalk u?

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
chapman's alright, just his yeti sideburns

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:

Laura says:
lol

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
guess what

Laura says:
what!

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i got tickets for metallica

Laura says:
wow realy?! kool, who r ya going with and when? and where?

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
my uncle and me

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
he's finalising everything so i got no clue

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
but they're planning their UK tour so YAY!

Laura says:
koool!

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
its gonna fucking rock

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:

Laura says:
man, im feeling so nostalgic today

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
*sigh* id do all the art lessons again

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
just one more performance from the horny ginger scandanavians.
Laura says:

LMAO! oh how i miss the old days
Laura says:
i havnt loooked at te fotos 4 ages

Laura says:
did u c all the pics we took?

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
nope
Laura says:

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i miss them like i miss my leg.

Laura says:
ill send u them sometime when i get my hands on a scanner

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
woo

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
yay

Laura says:
ive got a great 1 of u and vicky its fuckin hilarious

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
with the glasses?

Laura says:
with them ginger eyebrows

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
Oh heh heh

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
the glasses one was cool

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
in specsavers

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
brb

Laura says:
kk

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
mmk im back

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i was like lightning

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
peeeeeeeeeooooooowrrrrrrrrrr!

Laura says:
lol

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i cant believe im fucking done with school

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i wanted to kick linda

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
REALLY bad

Laura says:
we allll did

Laura says:
remember when we made her cry

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
HAH!

Laura says:
mwhahah

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
fucking legend

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i miss everyone minus kaye and jenny

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
kaye didnt talk

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
and jenny was all "me me me"

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
bla FUCKETY OFF

Laura says:
i miss...u,lou,vicky erm...who else was ther? shit ive forgot al ready

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
me, bobby, jenny, stacey, tim, rich, vicky, bianca, louise, laura, kaye

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
and if you remember the OLD days

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
that girl that had 2 lessons

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
and "Shafrique"

Laura says:
ohyeh, that was old skool art lessons

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
old skool

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
in the days when Blink 182 was the unmistakable greatest band ever

Laura says:
if i cud rewind the time i would of made sure we had more fun cos we all only really got to no each other really well toward the end of the last year thats when we had the most fun

Laura says:
ahhhhh and the days we used to go down the town they were fun

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
the town!

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
yay

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
remember when we had to draw that burnt down building

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
or that 10k metal thing

Laura says:
he he o yeh

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
oh or in mr. robson's class where we had a subsitute teacher and i made stacy laugh so hard she had a lil pee.

Laura says:
ohhh yeh! i 4got about that that was great!

Laura says:
i bet thers loads of funny times ive forgot about

Laura says:
omg! ur mr stenhouse impression lmao!

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUUU?

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
YOU FUCCCCCCCCKING CHILLLLLD!

Laura says:
LMAO its even funy when typed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
DONT YOUU

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
TALK TO MEHHHHHHHHHH!

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
OR IMMA STUFF A HAGGIS UP YOUR ARSE

Laura says:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
d00de

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
g00d times had by all

Laura says:
im in stitched here, man that was funy sheet

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
or bo'selecta

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
CRAAAAAAAAIG DAVID

Laura says:
HE HEEEEEEEE

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
pissed wakeboarding

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i have to phone hayley and get vicky's number dumber

Laura says:
wht was the naked chicken skating thing that was soooo funy

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
that be a talkin' chicken motha fucka

Laura says:
in 5 years time we should have an art group reunion.....but only for the fun ppl like us and vicky,bi,lou,stacy

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
w00t

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
fun people

Laura says:
we had soo much fun in teh gud old days, it only been a few months

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i know

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
me and vicky are so going to get you guys when you least expect it

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:

Laura says:
u shud team up and do a comedy show on tv, seroiously, u's two togther r HILARIOUS !!

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
we're used to a small crowd

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
i swear we'd be like jenny on heat if we were on stage

Laura says:
lol

Laura says:
i gtg for my tea now, but i just wanna say(cos i never got 2 say it b4) and this sounds so cheesy, but ur going 2 a diffenrnt college so just thanks cos u made art really fun for me and without u or vicky it wudda been shit

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
no problem laura pleasure

Laura says:
and i dont think i got to write in ur leavers book

Laura says:
dam my nostaligia

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
:: tear ::

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
go for tea, go on, i'll see you later.

Laura says:
nehoooo, ttyl byeee

I have Wizenheimer's Disease. I can't remember my last smartass remark. says:
bye
Current Mood: nerdynerdy
Current Music: Linkin Park | Numb

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12:03 pm - YES!
I got five passes in my GCSE's!
Im so going to college!!

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August 20th, 2003


03:49 pm - Survey-Licious
1.) Are you male or female?: Male, XY

2.) Describe your neighborhood: Pretty Clean, not so nice people but hey, 1 outta 2 aint bad.. or is it three?

3.) How do you look?: Black Phat Bastard Shirt, Jeans, Socks.

4.) If you could say something to the person you like, what would it be?: I'm head over heels in love with you, i cannot stop thinking about you, its driving me nuts!

5.) Where do you wish you were right now? My school picking up my GCSE grades, they aint till tomorrow

6.) What would you say to your best friend?: Ross, you chat up men.

7.) Any words of wisdom: Never eat Yellow Snow

8.) What do you wish you were doing right now?: Not having a headache

9.) What do you think of drugs and alcohol?: Both Bad

10.) If you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK YOU! (oh wait, done that)

11.) What do you usually do on Friday nights?: Go out.

12.) Are you for world peace?: World Peace would mean the end to Lawyers... *shudder*

13.) What do you think about school?: School - even though you hate it, you gotta do it

14.) How do you feel right now?: TIIIIIIRED, and also a bit flushed

15.) Any closing words?: Gotta Pee!!!
Current Mood: weirdweird
Current Music: Evanescence | Cry

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